Thursday, March 8, 2007

What happened to all the respectful men?

Okay, so after being hit on for like the fourth time in three days by random annoying guys, I think I need to vent...

Men...

1. Do NOT tell me that I look like a bad girl... especially when I'm wearing my completely skank-less uniform shirt and non-tight jeans. I'm not dressing like a slut. I don't act like a slut. Just because you want to have sex with me doesn't mean I want to have sex with you.

2. When you ask me if I'd like to keep in touch, or for my number, and I act uninterested, take the hint. I'm a nice person and I'm bad at saying no, but I DON'T WANT IT. And if I then proceed to imply that I'm taken... it means one of two things, I'm either trying to think of a nice way to say no or I really am taken... Judging by my facebook status, I think you can tell which one is true... but either way, when I say that it's definately time to back off.

3. I'm not one to hook up with some guy I don't even know who I met at wherever and talked to for five minutes. If I'm going to date someone it's going to be at least somewhat serious, and no, I'm not looking for a serious relationship with a man-whore. Sorry.

4. If you're trying to effectively hit on me, don't insult me for being a Christian. And don't tell me that Jesus wants me to smoke illegal herbs. And don't ask me what I want to do for a living and then call me stupid for wanting to help people. And then shove a mint pillow in my face repeatedly because it'll help my sinuses. Yeah I may have rejected you but that doesn't give you the right to be an a-hole, and my sinuses are doing fine right now thank you very much.

5. Just DON'T FREAKING HIT ON ME. It's annoying and makes you look like a douche.

Thanks.

5 comments:

Padfoot240 said...

Hey baby, you look like a bad girl...

Cory said...

Do they even know who they are messing with? a mob don's wife is a force to behold. Next time I'm around I'll Ice 'em don't worry abowdit

cristina said...

preach it sister
haha

Jillian said...

I'll keep that in mind.

But I don't think it will come in handy.

Andrew Robinson said...

"And don't tell me that Jesus wants me to smoke illegal herbs."

I'm still laughing.